If you could created a new sexually transmitted disease what would you name it?

If you could created a new sexually transmitted disease what would you name it?And more importantly, what would be the primary symptom?

I'd name it Frickets and it would cause uncontrollable laughter:

What is wrong with John? Nothing is funny about this funeral!

He slept with a prostitute last night. I think he has a case of the frickets.

rubbahdonggah
parihiltonitis

goarchfok, warrior of the elves
crapingmoneytitus. you would have sex with someone who had it and crap money for the rest of your life.

ange orange☮&♥
I would call it Milicyrus. xD

And the primary symptom would be finding yourself dancing on a stripper pole. ;O

ì ℓσvє, ʅαυgh, & dαη¢є
slutitis...
:P

march2283
I would call it Gotcha.. it would cause short term memory loss.

Doctor to patient: you have Gotcha
patient: gotcha what? who are you? why am i naked?
Doctor to patient: You have Gotcha "said very slowly"
Patient: Gotcha what did you get.. Why am I naked..

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