Can I Become a Nun if I Have Herpes, Gonorrhea, and Various Other Sexually Transmitted Diseases and Infections?

Can I Become a Nun if I Have Herpes, Gonorrhea, and Various Other Sexually Transmitted Diseases and Infections?I use to be a bit of a whore, but I quit that yesterday. Now, I am thinking of becoming a nun, in part because I loath men for what all my baby daddies' have done to me in the past. Always ripping me off and refusing to pay child support. I figure I may as well just become a nun. I tried going the lesbian route, but it just didn't do it for me.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that I have 32DDD boobs due to breast implants. I'm too broke to get them taken out. Can I still become a nun? If I become a nun, can I still wear tight clothing? And will my tramp stamp affect anything?

Bonnofly
I know, be a nun in a porno!

Elly aDORKable
yes you can but you have to go to mexico and get a cleansing process and then israel to praise the holy land :)

Familiar Face
Isn't this the plot from Strangers With Candy?

ha
haha

Mr. Macbeevee
you can't become a nun, but you got a damn good shot at a reality show

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